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About The Mistakes In The Book…

About The Mistakes In The Book…

**Picture of baby in hopes it helps you not to hate me...** Hey you, I am writing this from the floor of my bathroom, because I don't want to stir my husband from his slumber, (lucky bastard). Sleep, what even is sleep? Anyway, I think we can all agree, that grammar...

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Ignorance is Bliss?

Ignorance is Bliss?

They say ignorance is bliss.  I don't find this to be true. Ignorance in my case, was the catalyst to my self destruction. I remember the very first time I experienced my drug of choice.  I was sitting in a computer chair at my best friends house, and burning a Dave...

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Why Did I Start Using Drugs?

Why Did I Start Using Drugs?

The smell of freshly baked cookies greeted me as I entered our tiny, two bedroom apartment.  My mother often slept during the day, so the delicious aroma was a bit perplexing.  My mother was a bartender and worked nights, usually staying out until the wee hours of the...

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The Miraculous Mundane.

The Miraculous Mundane.

The intrusive siren of my alarm ripped me from my peaceful island, and suddenly I found myself within the 4 walls of my bedroom.  My fan hummed in the distance, a soundtrack to the army of thoughts suddenly invading my mind. I blinked a few times, and let out a sigh...

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Let’s Clear Some Thangs Up!

Let’s Clear Some Thangs Up!

I've included a Christmas picture of me from 1990 for no reason at all. Some of you watched my most recent "Live" video (...Er, sorry about that) and aside from witnessing me flop my "pool toy" around, you got to hear some news I shared in regards to possibly writing...

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My “Ah-S**t” Moment.

My “Ah-S**t” Moment.

Hey everyone! So I haven't written in a bit and my fingers have been itching to get some thoughts down on paper.  Whew, what a crazy week it's been, huh? Since I posted my "Eyebrow Stamp" video on my Facebook Page, things have been poppin' off!  I have gained like 700...

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